The terrible thoughts thread

[alice]

If they made the movie Big today, they’d call it Adulting

[kayonetta]

If I open a bar, I'm going to call it The Scissor Cave to make sure the right people matronize it

[poppys3edbagel]

Not only should you put pineapples on pizza, you should put various fruits on pizza. BBQ pizza with chicken and strawberries. Tomato and basil pizza with lemon zest and lime zest topping. Apples on pizza. Anarchy.

[alice]

Okay but apples on pizza are good actually!!

[poppys3edbagel]

Do it. Let no one tell you can't. If they try to stop you, eat it right in front of them, slowly. Leaving no room for dissent.

[alice]

More terrible thoughts:

The Kennedy Center honors Kid Rock

Replace the ACA with a mandate that you must subscribe to Twitter Blue

I’m gonna get put into a camp and killed before Reputation (Taylor’s Version) comes out

[kayonetta]

I was thinking Kennedy Center MMA, but Kid Rock is worse